校园里千奇百怪的开水瓶[14P]
<SPAN style="COLOR: #0000ff"><FONT size=4>大学四年，丢过的开水瓶比换过的男(女)朋友还要多。虽然丢开水瓶带来的打击不如丢自行车的噩耗来得那样晴天霹雳，但是，开水瓶在明小偷在暗，稍不留神，小偷们的眼睛就瞄上了你的它。但正所谓盗亦有道，针对小偷不偷有太个性的开水瓶（怕被认出来）的政策，我们也开始制定相关对策，以防不测。我们学会了在开水瓶上写东西，久而久之，开水瓶丢得不再那么勤了，于是大学也形成了另外一种文化，这就是我们与小偷之间相互的斗争留下来的文化。拿什么拯救你！我的开水瓶~~~<SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> Rf8:+d[Jj| </SPAN> <BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784301.jpg');" src="http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784301.jpg" border=0><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> ~"5C${~{ </SPAN> <BR></FONT><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"><!hpfTz* </SPAN> <BR><FONT size=4>这位同学即使是在打开水的时候都不忘party的号召，肯定是个思想先进的年轻人 </FONT><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none">) 1BiEK`v </SPAN> <BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784303.jpg');" src="http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784303.jpg" border=0><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> IPkA7VhF F </SPAN> <BR><FONT size=4>宁愿相信世界上有鬼，也不要丢开水瓶</FONT><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> n1JC?+ </SPAN> <BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784305.jpg');" src="http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784305.jpg" border=0><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> 1 O- E], </SPAN> <BR><FONT size=4>开水瓶总是被偷，只能希望老天有眼了</FONT><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> HcDyD0;L. </SPAN> <BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784307.jpg');" src="http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784307.jpg" border=0><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> y 2cL2c$BT </SPAN> <BR><FONT size=4>估计这个瓶子的主人是个女生，有《野蛮女友》的味道</FONT><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> @>gD1Q7v b </SPAN> <BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784311.jpg');" src="http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784311.jpg" border=0><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> Y+OYo I </SPAN> <BR><FONT size=4>无奈之下，只能往自己开水瓶贴标签了（“手”字上面的那张小纸片）<SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> S]5VEn;pV </SPAN> <BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784309.jpg');" src="http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784309.jpg" border=0><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> } =xI3;7 </SPAN> <BR>当然也有温柔的女生</FONT><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> % i %ew4 </SPAN> <BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784313.jpg');" src="http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784313.jpg" border=0><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> A> J1B(up </SPAN> <BR><FONT size=4>还有喜欢辛弃疾的，希望通过词诗感化小偷</FONT><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> mQmBf|Rl </SPAN> <BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784315.jpg');" src="http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784315.jpg" border=0><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> $hyqYp"/; </SPAN> <BR><FONT size=4>也有狠话的</FONT><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> ` WP@ZSC6 </SPAN> <BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784317.jpg');" src="http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784317.jpg" border=0><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> xYT#!K1* </SPAN> <BR><FONT size=4>写满了整个开水瓶，以示自己的气愤</FONT><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> )PsN_ 42~ </SPAN> <BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784321.jpg');" src="http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784321.jpg" border=0><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> 4!NfQk >X </SPAN> <BR><FONT size=4>还有用拟人手法以示企求</FONT> <SPAN style="DISPLAY: none">Jsl k </SPAN> <BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784323.jpg');" src="http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784323.jpg" border=0><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> de R$ </SPAN> <BR><FONT size=4>当然也有诅咒，估计这位同学的开水瓶已被偷了上十个，可怜的人啊，可恶的贼啊 </FONT><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> D2>hMc </SPAN> <BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784325.jpg');" src="http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784325.jpg" border=0><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> e {^:/WcYB </SPAN> <BR><FONT size=4>也有宣扬暴力的，除暴安良啊 </FONT><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none">"3U {h] </SPAN> <BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784327.jpg');" src="http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784327.jpg" border=0><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> ]+ ^;vc 1r </SPAN> <BR><FONT size=4>更有相信佛教的，普度众生 </FONT><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none">B FzcoBu- </SPAN> <BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784333.jpg');" src="http://img1.qq.com/book/pics/2784/2784333.jpg" border=0><SPAN style="DISPLAY: none"> vjO G?- </SPAN> <BR><FONT size=4>这为同学在开水瓶上也坚持自己的专业特色，学以致用，＂别碰我＂体现出高傲</FONT></SPAN>